Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Als ich diese kleinen Kerle zum ersten Mal sah: oooooooh !!! Wie süß!!! Aber dann: Warum sind da so viele? Ach, da kommen ja noch mehr! Ooooh, so flauschig und süß!! Ich will eins!!" Plötzlich steht dieses riesige Vieh vor mir und dezimiert seine eigene Rasse. Und ich: Ich habe mein Testament geschrieben und bin um mein Leben gerannt. Ok ... also kein Ferox für mich. Stattdessen mich als Mahlzeit für die Ferox🤣
More Ferox Funny Tips
Hyeanadon goes "woof"
Sabertooth goes "meow"
Micro raptor goes "tweet"
And onyc goes "squeek"
Parasaur goes "moo"
Beezlebufo goes "croak"
And the Gasbags goes "toot"
Pteranodons say "quack"
And coelacanth go "blub"
And the beach bob being attacked by a raptor goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Ferox say
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the ferox say
Big purple eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing noobs
And getting high
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is white
So beautiful
Like a devil in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly Equus
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
What does the ferox say?
I am horribly sorry about all of this.
First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.