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Hyeanadon goes "woof"

Sabertooth goes "meow"

Micro raptor goes "tweet"

And onyc goes "squeek"

Parasaur goes "moo"

Beezlebufo goes "croak"

And the Gasbags goes "toot"

Pteranodons say "quack"

And coelacanth go "blub"

And the beach bob being attacked by a raptor goes "ow ow ow"

But there's one sound

That no one knows

What does the Ferox say

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"

What the ferox say

Big purple eyes

Pointy nose

Chasing noobs

And getting high

Tiny paws

Up the hill

Suddenly you're standing still

Your fur is white

So beautiful

Like a devil in disguise

But if you meet

A friendly Equus

Will you communicate by

Mo-o-o-o-orse?

Mo-o-o-o-orse?

Mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that

E-Q-U-U-U-US?

E-Q-U-U-U-US?

E-Q-U-U-U-US?

What does the ferox say?

I am horribly sorry about all of this.

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