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*Walking through snow*

HLN_A: Oh, how cute!❤️

Me: *Male survivor noise*

HLN_A: *scans* Uh... don’t eat that.

*Loud screech from robot*

Me, in head: I tried to warn ya...

HLN_A: *floats aggressively away as RUN blasts in background*

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