The incubator

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The incubator

Chapter 11: The way of the poison☠️

Poison: Kiddos, If you wanna learn THE WAY, you have to get this done!

Raptors: b-but they’re scary

Poison: who’s scary?

(This part is a joke do not take this as a real thing for TI)

Raptors: B-Bruno 😂

Poison: bro encanto reference

JOKE SERIES: PT1

Man I wish I had me some RATS with a BRUNO Sundae.

Poison: Ayyo???

Sub-Zero, how do you feel about your brother dating moon?

Sub-Zero: Honestly I don’t care because now I don’t have to listen to my brother cry all day because he got banned from Roblox Banananananananananananananananaaaaaa eats.

When you get banned from Roblox for sitting there having one small furry detailed pixel on your avatar

Bolt: WHAT, DUDE ITS JUST A SHIRT I GET BANNED FOR? SUE THIS IM OUTTA HERE

When you reach out to furry haters

Lava: I’m not a furry I hate them, KILL FURRYS THEY PLAY WEIRD AND THEY ARE GAY

All furries are gay?

Lava: Yes

Including the one that I’m looking at right now?

Lava: uh

Yes.

Lava: no

Yes

Lava: N-

Why do you look like trash, I would like to burn it but I can’t

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lava: why you so mean to me 😭

Bc ur a furry, YOU ARE GAY

Lava Chan: MEOW

Oh god

Lava Chan: MEOOOOOOOOOOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooWwwWwWwWWWwW

Help me god, I’m dying.

Lava: from what? Loving furries?

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Lava: you sure? 😏

Yes you furry

End of joke series (lol do not take anything to mind and do not be serie-ous about everything in jokes also I couldn’t finish this bc im tired bye)

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