What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.
no body likes them I guess, no postings
I have no idea what the hell this is lol
I was on a beach once and all of a sudden about 7 of these things come out of the water and knock me out. I lost my Bronto to these things. Keep your children inside if you see them.
Haha in the only one who commented
What even is this dino? No tips,allmost no info either so What is this dino and how do u kill it?
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These guys are the a-holes of the ocean
Don’t let those sea scorpions touch your butt they one shot ko you with full riot gear and 50 fortitude.
MAKES YOU FALL ASLEEP FASTER THAN BILL COSBY DOES
Getting knocked out on Viking bay is always fun
there a$$holes who knock you out and kill you
Why tf there no tips? I mean, this isn’t the first appearence of a eurypitid.
They didn't always use to float on land
Who lives in the ocean under the sea, sponge squarepantsssssss
Don't touch it or you will get knocked out right awal
The funk is this? Never heard of it.
Lol, nobody even cares about this thing!!
What is this please tell me ???
These guys will wreck you if they even hit you once