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What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.
So you finally get scuba gear. You think”I can’t wait to see the bottom of the ocean!” You finally get to the bottom, AFTER YOU GET THROUGH ALL THE FRIKKIN NIGHTMARES OF THE OCEAN!!!! I’m mean like anglers, megs, you know. MOSASAURS:the kings and queens of the oceans. But then,OMG OMG OMG you think, I MADE IT! The bottom of the friggin ocean!!! Your so excited, but then, you see this frikkin thing and your like,” what thu HELL, is that!?!?” So you shoot it, then 10 more show up and join the party and either trank you and kill you or trank you and make you drown. Then you scream and think about what the hell just happened. You died from a giant sea scorpion. Deal with it.