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What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is a wierd story, so I was playing ark and I see this equus and I was like “A horse… uhh ok imma tame this and- OMG” as about two rapters came after me and the rapters hit me into the horse, so it activated see ya later sucker mode, turned away AND RAN OFF AS I DIED TO RAPTERS, so the normal person would steer clear from that area, but I decided TO GO BACK TO TAME THE HORSE AGAIN, after finding out how to tame one I found it great right? So now that I’m finnaly taming it in a forest, and my sworn enemy decides to set camp right next to me, Guess what this jerk did, HE SPAT AT THE HORSE I thought it would stay put for some reason but right as I went to point blank the dilo, the horse had already booked a flight outa here, so now I have no idea where it went and now I have to hide the dilos body, so I threw it in the bushes. And I didn’t even bother looking for it again.
I’ve been through the jungle, and the forest..
I’ve been through the desert and it’s horrors,
I’ve seen worse then the worm demons..
Sure the sand is scorching hot.
But me and my tame, we’ve been through a lot,
And it may seem, that we’re fine, I’d sure like to see you give it a try!
We’ve outran all the Gigas! And the Rex who follow behind..
And the raptors, and the terror birds, I’ll tell you this, I’ve seen much worse,
But just like I told you before,
Its harder than you’ve ever thought,
Off cliffs, and mountains, broken bones, this whole island is my home,
I wish you luck, I wish you well!
But it’s time for me to go now…