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This is a wierd story, so I was playing ark and I see this equus and I was like “A horse… uhh ok imma tame this and- OMG” as about two rapters came after me and the rapters hit me into the horse, so it activated see ya later sucker mode, turned away AND RAN OFF AS I DIED TO RAPTERS, so the normal person would steer clear from that area, but I decided TO GO BACK TO TAME THE HORSE AGAIN, after finding out how to tame one I found it great right? So now that I’m finnaly taming it in a forest, and my sworn enemy decides to set camp right next to me, Guess what this jerk did, HE SPAT AT THE HORSE I thought it would stay put for some reason but right as I went to point blank the dilo, the horse had already booked a flight outa here, so now I have no idea where it went and now I have to hide the dilos body, so I threw it in the bushes. And I didn’t even bother looking for it again.

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