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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dunkleosteus? Funny dunkleosteus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2019-07-25T18:21:18+00:00

I got one, but I didn’t know they were slow af. XD

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-01T07:47:38+00:00

As a newbie and new to ark I was watching a tutorial and my three brain cells though “hUh iT cAnT bE THaT hARd” boy was I wrong it took me hours just to find a plesi I don’t now why but I thought flak armor and a crossbow with bio toxin arrows would be enough to find a dunky.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-01T07:41:31+00:00

I ran into one when I was water traveling with my icthy and a bow with a few arrows.. and I guess you know what happened next

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-08-21T16:21:26+00:00

Sorry Dunkly fans I want to like him, but is so freakin slow otherwise great aquatic Anky

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-23T22:26:57+00:00

why is there no other tip 💀.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-05-26T13:00:05+00:00

Chitin armor megalodon these guys are friendly but when you also them they will crack yours

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-04-09T05:49:20+00:00

the Coelacanth and the Trilobite where more than friends 😳🤫

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-09T05:44:27+00:00

The anky of the sea! A powerful brute that can bite ur arm clean off 😬

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-25T12:34:29+00:00

I swear nobody cares about how fast there bite is

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-10-22T18:39:12+00:00

Dunkleosteus is like oh no I need to run sike I am going to kill you :)

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-03T01:55:13+00:00

Umm, these are very ugly, they will give you nightmares :(

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-05T16:12:23+00:00

I get 136 chitin from this thing in my mosa just why, why chitin, cant there be bone in the game or something

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-01T12:04:46+00:00

Me and my friends were killing each other when we accidentally killed it’s baby

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-14T08:08:37+00:00

Donkey: EEE AWW EEE AWW Dunkleostues: Shut Up Tiny Horse!

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-12T23:25:54+00:00

CREST 3D WHITE STRIPS!!! k it said I needed more words so ya...

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-05-05T18:56:56+00:00

Armor fish eats meat patty cake patty cake to cake cake cake cake it eats cake

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-21T14:12:10+00:00

To the guy who lost minnow; just hop into an ocean near your base and request him. All items in his inventory will be lost but he will teleport to you i hope this helps.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-11T17:43:21+00:00

Dunk it in water, add leosteus you got dunkleosteus

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2017-12-30T20:47:25+00:00

1000000% would win the swimming part of the olimpics

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-05T19:25:50+00:00

Rathalos (S2 Ep43)

“Ay, Riker, Rathalos, this duo ain’t doin ya dirty are they?” Hazel said, coming over on the back of Diablo. “Oh, it’s you. I’ve been looking forward to ripping your face off.” Said Rathalos as she lunged at Diablo. “THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO CARY!!!” She said, just missing Diablos head and crashing into his shell. “So they’ve chosen the hard way, ain’t it? Well then so be it.” She said as she ordered Diablo to roll on their faces, crushing Rathalos’s leg. “RATHALOS!!” Riker screamed, running to help her partner. Zane did a robot thing and turned his hand into a missile and firing it at Diablo, grazing his leg, preventing him from moving. Meanwhile, Hazel was firing at Cary with her AR, and her aim was getting better. Riley fired her bow at Hazels gun, knocking it out of her hands. Cary quickly ran in and grabbed the gun, Before darting back out of Hazels reach (Pt2 on way)