To timmy’s owner: dude, get in creative mode forcetame some raptors, make them guard Timmy also let me join ur ark… because I tamed like, 50 dung beetles and not one is dead so… u can summon a higher lvl Timmy and nothing, nothing can kill it
Queen: is knocked out. Me: uh-oh I have no meat! Queen: waking up Me: oh no! It’s gonna eat me! Raptor on the right side: hi want my meat? Me: okay… Raptor: remember me? You found me as a baby! Then I got lost……
I was adventuring one day, and my baby deinonychuses were dead. I saw a deinonychus kill the babies in creative mode so I made mates, and guess what? I made another baby! The second it hatched I killed it with a…
My stories are fiction so real ones come out in 2023. I walked on the beach on a nice day. What could go wrong I said? I heard a painful roar. I said to myself, What is that? I pulled out a Assault Rifle. I walked…
Listen up! I am the man who lost the Jr. family. Every time I see a red/white deinonychus my mind says kill it! And there is a tiny voice saying the deinonychus was “drunk” I did not believe that voice. This is…