Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-13T11:43:30+00:00

It’s favorite food is force tame

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-11-29T02:12:13+00:00

Be brave, and tranq your friend then run away

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-11-23T22:42:05+00:00

Me walking around ordinary day riding my unicorn when my heat levels go high then all the other dinosaurs ran do to the sight of me coming over the heel with my unicorns glitched out but on fire.lol😂😂

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-07-09T22:38:11+00:00

To KO, you need to use catapults, cannons, or anything like that. It takes extraordinary kibble and any type of raw meat (fish included). One more thing, you need to have killed it in the arena that you fight it! Same goes with other bosses save for overseer and megapithecus who are passive tames.

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-05T22:54:50+00:00

Alduin’s back boys......

Run

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-22T05:57:41+00:00

GUYS ITS HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON ALL OVER AGAIN!

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-22T00:59:30+00:00

Just think: Furnace , with wings.

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-19T04:44:06+00:00

Me:*Puts out and for dragon*

Dragon:*bites hand off* 😋 yuuuummmmyyyy hoomen

Me:oh sh**

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-16T14:54:37+00:00

Only dodo god can take this thing on

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2019-08-09T06:06:46+00:00

If you see this guy and you are failing fus do rah your way out of there

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2018-08-26T17:15:54+00:00

Real men knock it with their fists

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2017-10-10T01:12:56+00:00

Just pee on the stinking dragon I mean I breath fire put the fire out with your pee

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-01-12T02:41:17+00:00

I Spond in 1 and 10 alpha wyverns made them fight to the death who do you think won down vote for dragon do other for for wyven

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2018-08-09T03:15:52+00:00

I want one

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-30T02:47:10+00:00

Are these guys in noble and if so where

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-12T18:28:34+00:00

At least it hasn't destroyed helgen yet...

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-20T12:28:27+00:00

Thanos when he looses his infinity goblet lol

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-09-05T00:52:09+00:00

You can kill any dragon with your fist just use cheat playersonly

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-31T11:56:04+00:00

Dragon: and that’s how I got the name”untamable”

noob: /forcetame

u tamed a drogon lvl 300

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-23T19:43:33+00:00

Dragon: *Looks at batteries*

Ah

AAh

AAAh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH