Me: this is gonna be a piece of cake!

(One second later) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUHHHHHHJJJHHUJHJHHHHHHUHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... You were killed by a lvl 5 dragon!

it is a flying pota with a thick face

HE’S A GENTLE SIMPLE SAILOR!

Type it in Google or YouTube if you don’t get it

Are you a dragon? Because you are raging hot 🫦😮‍💨

(Bad ark dragon rizz)

Pokémon is so fun in ark!

*charizard used flamethrower*

SHI-

Im a general in the ARK military. I had a sergeant who took it upon himself to go and fight the dragon on his own. He was a brave soldier. A stupid soldier, but a brave one nonetheless!

Why does this dude need Basilo blubber

On CI, there is a statue of this creature in the apotheosis cave (Artifact of the Pack).

Oh god, somebody use dragonrend.

Last Boss! Oh this should be easy!

Me legitimately three seconds into the fight: DEAR GOD ITS EATING MY ARMY OF COMPYS

I just started but I rlly like this game hehehhehe

This will help in the apocalypse

Me forced tamed a manticore: my friend(~) why

Big dragon tail. (You)Hi dragon, you can breathe fire (Dragon)…

Idk why it says you can’t tame it just use commands

GIVE IT THE STRAWBERRY (only wings of fire fans will understand)

Broodmother Lysrix: Back up, Manticore.

Manticore: Or else what? Wrap me in a cocoon?

Dragon has joined the chat

Crystal Wyvern Queen has joined the chat

Pyronian has joined the chat

Crystal Wyvern Queen: Hey I brought Dragon and my brother Pyronian to solve your problem

Manticore -Lvl Gamma was killed by Dragon- Lvl Alpha and Crystal Wyvern Queen- Gamma

Alpha Wyvern: Yo Dragon I’m gonna “check up” on Crystal Wyvern Queen

Dragon: Oh sure I’m fine with that

Alpha Wyvern has left the chat

1 hour later…

Broodmother Lysrix: He’s been gone for ages.

Dragon: I think he’s trying to get rid of Crystal Wyvern Queen like Bluefeathers and his friends tried to.

Manticore: They actually did kill her before the Overseer brought her back.

Alpha Wyvern: Hey guys I’m back and I’ve got Crystal Wyvern Queen in a bag

Alpha Wyvern has been banned from the chat by Dragon. Reason: Stop messing up.

Dragon: Now this is peaceful

Megapithecus joined the chat

Megapithecus: HEY DRAGON I AM GONNA RAID LUXRAY AND CUSTAL WUVERN WEEN

Dragon: It’s Lysrix and Crystal Wyvern Queen, Megapithecus. NOW GET OUT OF MY LAWN!!!

Megapithecus has been kicked from the chat by Dragon

Alpha Wyvern: NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW

Dragon has joined the chat

Broodmother Lysrix has joined the chat

Crystal Wyvern Queen has joined the chat

Alpha Wyvern: OMG the big boys are here

Megapithecus has joined the chat

Wyvern has been banned from the chat by Dragon. Reason: “Crystal Wyvern Queen is not a boy”