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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
This small and pathetic creature is not very well known. Many people can kill it with ease, and with very little effort on their part. They are easily intimidated and will fly away into the sky, but even there they’re not safe. As vicious Microraptors and Archeopteryx can easily get a small snack out of it. Just wanted to inform you on this pathetic an weak creature.
-DF
Broodmother Lysrix: Back up, Manticore.
Manticore: Or else what? Wrap me in a cocoon?
Dragon has joined the chat
Crystal Wyvern Queen has joined the chat
Pyronian has joined the chat
Crystal Wyvern Queen: Hey I brought Dragon and my brother Pyronian to solve your problem
Manticore -Lvl Gamma was killed by Dragon- Lvl Alpha and Crystal Wyvern Queen- Gamma
Alpha Wyvern: Yo Dragon I’m gonna “check up” on Crystal Wyvern Queen
Dragon: Oh sure I’m fine with that
Alpha Wyvern has left the chat
1 hour later…
Broodmother Lysrix: He’s been gone for ages.
Dragon: I think he’s trying to get rid of Crystal Wyvern Queen like Bluefeathers and his friends tried to.
Manticore: They actually did kill her before the Overseer brought her back.
Alpha Wyvern: Hey guys I’m back and I’ve got Crystal Wyvern Queen in a bag
Alpha Wyvern has been banned from the chat by Dragon. Reason: Stop messing up.