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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dragon? Funny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-04-01T21:31:15+00:00

Turns your tickle chickens into crispy chickens

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-03-04T07:41:38+00:00

Dragon: am the best

Alpha king titan has joined chat:

dragon has left chat:

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-09-22T04:33:48+00:00

Your welcome for saying something.

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2019-08-13T03:25:32+00:00

That's grython idouts a titan who tried to kill zilla jr. Wow he breathes fire instead of shooting lightning?

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2019-08-10T23:02:07+00:00

When u fight a dragon and u dont know how to fly......and its not trained...... watch HOW TO TRAIN A DRAGON 1,2 XD

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2019-08-06T02:04:47+00:00

well now that you have encounterd this your screwed

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2019-06-11T19:52:41+00:00

Bring a slingshot, about 5 stones, and don’t aim for the head.

Narcoberries are necessary

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-06-04T01:15:56+00:00

It’s easy to tame this guy, bring a sling shot and shoot him about 5 times to KO, he drops in torpor kinda slow so don’t worry, and feed him a raw prime meat and he’s yours :D

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-29T09:29:39+00:00

Where do u find it on the island I’m stuck

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-21T00:10:02+00:00

Here is the command to summon a tamed on with admin on multiplayer it’s admincheat summontamed Dragon_BP_C if that doesn’t work try lowercase letters and if that doesn’t work sorry it works for me

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-12T04:01:43+00:00

OH BYE MARK!

(Get it oh hi mark oh bye mark they sound the same no ok FORGET YOU PEOPLE/DINOSAURS/DODOS/DRAGONS/WHATEVER)

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2019-01-21T03:34:21+00:00

A long time ago there lived a small dragon that helped anyone in need of help. His name was Spyro the dragon one day he was walking down to see cynder but the annoying little pink dragon named ember said. I think we should be together hm Spyro.spyro slaps himself in the face the end. P.S he is a small dragon and this is a big dragon

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-11-27T19:45:34+00:00

All you need to do is turn up the player damage to 100000000000000 and snipe it

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-15T15:13:59+00:00

First Spyro was on Skylanders and then Ark, next thing you know he’s gonna be in Star-wars or Halo.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-10-02T13:06:55+00:00

I’m terrible at this game and my parents won’t signed me up for game Centre, so I can’t play online servers

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-01T20:27:56+00:00

Hide it in poop massive poop and watch people take the poop and it kills theme

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-09T18:05:11+00:00

Give up, bola your mate and run for your life

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-29T18:18:31+00:00

Really of all names it’s even a boss of all the names you could’ve given it ark you name it Dragon ummm There whybrns there’s tons of different types come on give it a better name Ark :( see give it a better name 😡Unless it’s just me I don’t know I’m sorry if I gave you a different view and he just thought it was cool but whatever

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-31T04:26:20+00:00

Ngl you just need a level 1 compa and da forcetame reeeee

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-06T01:40:45+00:00

What they say: well it’s just a normal day killing people

Me: why man why