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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

More Dragon Funny Tips
HEY WOF FANS OUT THERE!
I need some good dragon pairing ideas.
I have my own journal for Wof ideas, and I’m reaching out to all you lovelies out there for some ideas. When I say pairing, I mean like how peril and clay get along, or like Fathom and indigo. Writing ideas down right now! Hope I hear back from yall soon. Have an awesome day!
I hope to see amazing tips with splendid ideas.
— plastic bag
When the land was soaked with noobs and tears..
The dragons will come.
When the war had lasted all of ARK's years..
The dragons will come.
Find the spino egg in deepest blue,
Wings of wyvern will come to you.
The largest egg in the mountain high,
Will give you a giga's word for sky.
Dug deep in the mud,
A rexy egg the color of dragon blood,
And hidden alone from the rival snails,
The titanosaur egg is waiting to be revealed.
Three bosses who blister, blaze and burn-
The others will die as it's the dragpn's turn,
His destiny is to be stronger and higher,
He has the power of Noobs On Fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the hottest night,
Five eggs for the humans to down their might,
The dragon is coming.
Face your fate.
HoW tO dOmInAtE yOuR sErVeR.
1. Force tame it
2. Paint it black
3. Set on agresive
4. Let it fly away on wander ( befor u let it fly away make sure it has heck high stats, speed, health, damage, and air. )
5. Sit back and relax
6. Watch all the players die
7. Get pop corn
8. Get Pepsi
9. Just watch em die
10. Enjoy it.
Lol
Beware the darkness of pros
Beware the stalker of lames
Beware the talons of power and fire
Beware the one that gives out free tames
Something is coming to shake the earth
Something is coming to scorch the ground
ARK will fall beneath gamer gods and dragons
Unless the lost noob can be found
— plastic bag