Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 7 · Answer 1 · 2019-02-24T08:02:43+00:00

GOTTA GO FAST,a few more words

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2024-07-27T11:28:42+00:00

My brain broke 14 times seeing all these tips about taming this dino

-Pablo27

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-02T17:27:07+00:00

Doedicurus:destroys thatch wall

Me:I came in like a wrecking ball!

Doedicurus:destroys wood wall

Me:John cena!

Doedicurus:hits stone wall

Me:I be Ridin- wait what it didnt break! No!

Doedicurus:Finally! No more songs!

Me:time to go home! I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road!

Doedicurus:No!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

-Eighthop

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2018-08-28T14:03:37+00:00

Gather most STONE.But Can’t Break STONE Wall...

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-25T04:57:58+00:00

They swim faster than they run 🤣🤣

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-30T16:46:46+00:00

Just role with it

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score 5 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-19T20:48:03+00:00

The thing is that it can harvest stone but can’t damage stone. 🤦

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2019-07-01T17:43:27+00:00

One time I was getting Stone and a rex came charging out of the woods and it popped,then died

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2018-08-07T23:01:25+00:00

Is there a reason it eats rocks

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-14T02:18:10+00:00

When you have a doedicurus in the ocean play astronaut in the ocean

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2022-05-08T15:12:21+00:00

There is one at my base it’s a stone one it is attacking it idk why just endlessly it does no damage the point is they can break rocks but not stone walls? Like why I think it’s just eating my door because it’s hitting there

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-22T15:26:01+00:00

Have you tried this guy in water? They could win olympic medal for sure

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-25T04:19:00+00:00

I tried to kill one with spears and it took 14 SPEARS TO THE HEAD

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-07T19:08:28+00:00

It went up 1% per bite… I’ve been here for hours,I’m letting the raptors kill me

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-22T08:20:58+00:00

How does the character survive after rolling while mounted on it

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2024-04-14T09:53:16+00:00

Dude ark phisics like when a Doedi breaks stone it says re gaining good but it can’t break stone walls! And when u tame it it eats berrys not rocks!

Ark devs:about that…

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-27T12:07:03+00:00

Level it’s speed and stamina to max and dye it blue and name it sonic

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-02T09:13:18+00:00

The cannon ball of a cannon ;)

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2018-10-16T19:51:52+00:00

SEEEEEEGAAAAA

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2018-10-14T23:02:41+00:00

Real men knock out a 150 with their fists. (710 punches)

And tame it with berries (6 hours)