
What are some funny jokes or stories about the doedicurus? Funny doedicurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
they are literally puppies. they have a rolling attack that can one shot dodos that get in the way as entertainment and when you level them they get on their back and show their belly, they also run funny.
How does your spine not break while you roll with one of these things
Here is an event idea go tell your friends to tame a one of these and you do the same then go to a mountain then ride your delicious and do a spinning race with them
They harvest stone but they can't break stone structure ๐ฟ
Dry see me rolling
They hatin
The question is...
WhY dO tHeSe GuYs PoOp So FrIgGeN mUcH!?!
It is always scary once you see a giga and starts chasing you... Now imagine that fear while riding this thing trying to roll away from a apex predator.
Max him out on speed, dye him blue, and name him Sonic. Your rival (Dr. Robotnic) dyes one black and maxes melee. You get a yellow dire wolf named Tails. He getโs a white onyc named Rouge. You get a bright red raptor named Knuckles. He getโs a red drone named E123 omega. Then get the server together to have a major battle super sonic style.
Super sonic?
Hang on...
(I return later with him pumped up 100 levelโs and dyed golden)
โTime for a scrambled up Eggman Supersonic style!โ
Doedicurus: what you now about rolling rolling rolling rolling
I was taming a lvl 11 once and kept 5 plonscorpious off it then 2 raptors killed it I sliced the raptors up and cheered myself up by sniping another Rex I saw sad day now I know why itโs raining :(
Scream ROAD ROLLER DAAAAAA while rolling
Lol
Level up= it flips over and u give it tummy rubs
Best way to tame flip it over and give it tummy rubs
Ah the perfect excuse to blast out 'THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY BE HATIN" and annoy my neighbor's!(before it was old town road
Roll out
A helpful tip should include a few more words
I just knew that doe's doesn't lay eggs it gives birth I'm an idiot
Armadillo crunchy on the out side smooth on the inside
Me ona deodurius when rolling: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN,
*bumps into rock*
Me: ok *turns*
Me ona armadillo: THEY SEE MOI ROLLINGGGGG THEY HATINNNNN wait it blue but isnโt fast.
Sonic ate to many hamburgers and evolved
HOW THE HELL DO YOU STOP OT FROM BALLING UP? Please help me find out.
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