Chapter: 1 Begginings

I awoke feeling strange I couldn't remember anything except my name: Hunter. Then as I looked around I felt something strange on my arm a Small Implant. Hm I wonder  what it's for. I knew that  to survive in this unfamiliar land I would need weapons, so I gathered resources made a spear, some clothe, a hatchet, and pickaxe to gather more, Then I see a Small, weird looking bird it was smaller than me. It had small wings ,for a body so large it seemed Flightless and passive "Hi little guy I said to the odd little bird" It wandered  around paying no attention to me. I looked for something to eat and found some purple berries "hm these'll do for now." I said as I ate them. The little bird looked like it wanted some too " Hey you want some little guy?" I asked the Bird and He started eating them out of my hand. Then I realized that night was approaching and I didn’t have a place to hide. As I was searching for a place to hide I noticed the little Bird was following me around "Sorry little guy I'm out of food." I told him. He didn’t seem to care and kept following me around. Hm I needed a name for the Bird " I'm gonna call you Pete. After that Pete and I sheltered under a rock while hearing scary noises coming from deeper in the forest. I fell asleep but couldn’t sleep long because I heard rustling in the bushes I jolted up "Hello anything in there" I said, then a Human ran out of the bushes and yelled "RUN ITS COMING THIS WAY" then I heard stomping I grabbed Pete and bolted out of there. After a while of running I asked him what was chasing us and he said " A Carnotaurus." "what's that" I asked "a Dino with two horns on its head usually in packs of two the hunt smaller Dino's then themselves VERY dangerous." He responded, wow I thought I almost got killed by one and so did Pete "so what's your name I asked him?" "Oh I'm Dan what's your name?" He responded "names Hunter" I said " Follow me to the others" he said "others there are others?!" I asked baffled by the idea of other humans being here " Yep there are plenty of us we all stick together to survive so follow me and I'll introduce you to The Tribe"  hope ya'll enjoy it chapter 2 Dilo! Apex- :D

the dodo

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there was a dodo an he had fethors and he was prety and cool

thee end

-SuS

IF YOU GET ONE NAME IT STEVEN STRANGE

I had a dodo named Steven Strange we had to put him down because he was spreading rabies :(

My juvenile dodo died from a angry trike….

Rip Minty_toothpaste

dodo army:we actually prime meat for breakfast not literally though I hate meat

REX:why don't you like it I love it

Kevin the ark player:hey anyone like cooked meat

dad:it's time for dinner in your video game already

brother:hey that's my dodo army

dodo army:uh no we kill rex

giga:hay can we stop talking so I can eat you all

Should I be concerned that I want to make a dodo army and that my hole time playing ark all I want is to destroy my base up yes down no

Guys i have a idea

Lets make one dino like a chat or something

Like that

Hello guys

Lamy

To lamy

Hello

Idc

Would be a good idea right?

But we now need a dino to do it write ideas i will try to read most of them

Does this happen to you.

Do you get mad at one of your dodos and throw them off a cliff then get sad when it says your dodo died or was killed- up if this is you some times- down if you don’t do this.

A true funny story about the DodoRex:

I searched up DodoRex on safari and I saw

A photo of a model of a naked chicken with a Rex head saying that it’s the new model for the DodoRex in Ark, Imagine on Fear Evolved that breathing fire and covered in feathers as a boss with a bunch of Zombie Dodos, I would die from laughing and it chasing me on Ark. I hope you enjoyed my story :)

Who thinks they should add dodo wings as a food? Up if yes

I had one that one shotted a crystal wyvern

These guys have a 9999999999999% kill the overseas in one bite after it flys around with the infinity gaulntlet

DODOS ARE NOT DINOS. Stuff

The war:

In the beginning there were many creatures but the inverts aka araneo pulmo dung beetle and ants dragonflies anyways the birds fought and won and the inverts left to the mountains and caves and jungles the end

Here’s a wonderful song about dodos…

Dodo bird, do-do-do-do-do

Dodo bird, do-do-do-do-do

Dodo bird, do-do-do-do-do

Dodo bird!

Chorus:

Extinct dodos, do-do-do-do-do

Extinct dodos, do-do-do-do-do

Extinct dodos, do-do-do-do-do

Extinct dodos!

Verse 2:

Big and round, do-do-do-do-do

Flightless bird, do-do-do-do-do

Slow on ground, do-do-do-do-do

Dodo bird!

(Chorus)

Verse 3:

Mauritius, do-do-do-do-do

Island home, do-do-do-do-do

Humans came, do-do-do-do-do

Bye bye, bird!

(Chorus)

Verse 4:

Fossils found, do-do-do-do-do

Learn and mourn, do-do-do-do-do

Hope to bring, do-do-do-do-do

Dodo bird!

(Chorus x2)

The Dodo Republic

(A sequel to The Killer Dodo Saga)

Book I: Aftermath

Coming out next week.

Dodo is bird and is weak and smol and cute

I was just chilling near a river one day and I decided to head in the water AND I LITERALLY JUST SAW A DODO CHILLING IN THE WATER

It took forever for one signal egg

When I started ark I tamed a lvl 1 dodo and it killed dilos so now it’s lvl 150 and I named it Dododex