
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Most o.p Dino in all of ark. It can even kill a giga
Why did the dodo die because he tried to follow an RG off the Clift and couldn't fly so he fell to his death
My friend has a habit of taking dodos now i know what to do DODO FIGHT CLUB
Stop wasting time RUNNN. Go go go
Whenever me and my friend get a dodo we always either call it Phil (male) or Phil's mate (female) for some odd reason
Hmm... I guess it's just a good name :)
This can and will murder you and all your tames. It has the best movement speed swimming and can fly so you canโt escape, it can 1 shot a level 200+ giga. If you try to tame one bring 100+ shocking tranq darts and a quetzal to snipe it from, hope it doesnโt fly up to you. Be careful so it doesnโt brutally murder you an... oh god no I see one Iโm sor...
Once upon a time a dodo got near me it never left. Good for entertain ment tame 50 and watch them kill a trike in an arena
Just step on it
I had a tribe, someone on the tribe went up to my spinosaurus.. and used these demon dodo birds... it took like 175 dodos but he managed to kill my Spino... yup... I raged quit.
So I found a dodo and began to farm dem for meat I have became a dairy farmer killing the babies... Help me please..
If people keep bullying this thing you will regret it because he will get buff an one shot the king titan.
I can ride
My dodos a beast literally it killed a sarcophagus and its only level 50 did like wtf
On the island, the lonely island
The dodo walks tonight
In the island, the distant island
The dodo walks tonight
On the shoreline, the peaceful shoreline
The dodo walks tonight
On the shoreline, the endless shoreline
The dodo walks tonight
Donโt let it wander
It dies easy
Start a dodo farm shoot anyone who comes near and kill ANYTHING THAT'D NIT A DODO MURDERRRRRRRR
Dodo at the start ๐
Dodo at the end. ๐๐ฅฉ๐ฅ๐
to me they look MORE DANGERS THAN A CHICKEN๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
If you kill me then my father will come and kill you!!!
Ps: His name is Dodorex...
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Dododex users: dodo=giga giga=dodo