Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’m upset because I had a hidden room in my attic and I wanted to name the dodo Anne Frank but I can’t do it so it ruined my whole house because outside I had signs all over for an accurate holocaust museum and it was terrible so what I decided to do was throw toxic gas into my museum then take the body back out then burn it and I left the building as an eerie reminder of our past and every time I pass by a tear goes down my cheek
People will say 'oh it can take down imprinted gigas without a scratch' and stuff like that, but dodos are really useful. Put them on wander in pen with the opposite sex and it will give u eggs for food and kibble for taming pteranodons and ichthyosaurus (and mesopithicus, but who cares about them!) It can also be used as distractions from rexes and gigas, as they go for dinos first. Another way to use them is to strap explosives to them, and drop them into a base with aggressive on.they will go and attack the nearest person/dinosaur and you can blow them up. Hope this helps! :)
Be wary of these devil's, earlier today I ko'd a 150 giga. And out of nowhere while I was just siting there making sure the gigs didn't wake up a beach noob came up to the giga with a dodo in his arms and set attack target, before I knew it I was staring at a giga with ruined taming effectiveness and wasted my kibble, I got kicked from the tribe. I write this as I'm sitting in my room tying a noose while singing Evolve. Dodos man....dodos
This is the most dangerous creature in ark. To tame it you will need tek dino gates 500 Tranq darts and a bunch gigas to distract it and with all this it takes about five hours to tame. But you still need to worry about it’s stats it has super high melee damage that can one shot a giga it has mega stamina to top that off it has ultra health about 1 million health so it’s super hard to tame.
It could also take out a alpha king titan in 50 hits. I hope this helps you tame this beast. Good luck.