Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2018-12-29T00:38:09+00:00

I will protect dodos at all cost. If there are two rexs attacking one well time to die saving a dodo.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2018-12-27T21:23:09+00:00

How was Dododexes made?........ Dodo <3 Rex???????????

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2018-12-27T21:20:22+00:00

I lost a 240 lvl Rex by these cute adorable BEASTS!

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2018-12-23T13:37:31+00:00

Throw a maxed level one with a lot of health and melee damage on a base and watch the results

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2018-12-20T07:09:48+00:00

Godlike bird that is a must have tame! You can hear them in their dodo but all night long! Tame it!!! Get you some War dodos

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2018-12-19T23:03:00+00:00

They say dodo fighting is fun... isn’t that like rooster fighting....? Welp, let’s find out. (Two hours later) welp I’v been playing for two hours now... I think the 100 dodo fight settle it

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2018-12-09T06:08:53+00:00

(Dodo) I'm not as dumb as you think

(Me) what's 1+1 then

(Dodo)uhhh 1111111111 I'm I right?

(Me)I'll just feed you to the bugs

(Dodo) wait what

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2018-12-08T22:59:39+00:00

Fear it.. nobody has ever come out alive when one has attacked a base

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2018-12-03T03:21:44+00:00

Okay so there is nothing more emabaresing then dying to a dodo, but it has happened to me. I was fighting a pack of dodos when I was around lv 5 and they were fighting back cuz in a group. Then a raptor started attacking me. But a dodo got the last hit and got the kill credit.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2018-12-01T14:01:37+00:00

Me and my group are the dodo tribe and we worship my first pet. A dodo named kibble as our God long live kibble the god of the ark

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2018-11-29T23:26:35+00:00

Highy dangerous and heavily armed, do not aggravate the dodo.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-25T17:54:45+00:00

Dodo fights. that is all my doods

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-25T14:19:18+00:00

Use direwolf egg as kibble...only takes 1-2 even for high levels

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-25T02:44:03+00:00

I got a army of 12 Dodo’s and 1 mochop and a baby growing fast if and if dilos come around there going to be some cooked meat and hide maybe shoes. ;)

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2018-11-24T22:21:33+00:00

RUN DUN DUN DA DA DA DA DUN DUN

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2018-11-21T22:35:53+00:00

Strap c4 on them then get a friend to throw them off a Qetzel in a dive bomb run.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-21T19:19:28+00:00

The only creature that has ever beat up Chuck Norris

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2018-11-15T08:34:58+00:00

The geysers on extinction will launch these guys to the moon repeatedly. Our server has a dodo space program.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-13T23:52:13+00:00

To join jurrastrix you must eat the egg of a wild alpha T. rex. You will then have the powers of tae-Keon-dodo

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-10T14:27:13+00:00

If this monster didnt go extinct......oof oof oof oof oof oof