Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Once I was in my base, chilling... when a dodo appeared. I took it inside and…

Once I was in my base, chilling... when a dodo appeared. I took it inside and tried to tame it. But the door was still open........ that’s when 2 more dodo appeared. Then 10, then 20, before I knew it there were hundreds of dodos all biting me and squawking! After I died, I realised somebody had raided me in my confusion. His name was gigakiller123432. Never mess with this madman... never........
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...