Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Step 1:
Tame a high level dodo.
Step 2:
Name the dodo "wild rex".
Step 3:
Put the dodo somewhere close to the base.
Step 4:
Tell your tribe that there is a crazy rex at the base.
Step 5:
Lough with your tribemates going crazy about a high level tamed dodo named "wild rex"
Step 6:
Hope you all liked this joke and tip ;)
How to tame one: you will need 30 s+ tranq turrets all equipped with as much as ammo as possible and lure the dodo in a tek trap cuz they will break metal once you have lured it in help the tranq turrets so it becomes unconscious and when it goes unconscious you gotta be super quick to put and feed the narcotics cuz his torpor drains down in a millisecond he will only eat exceptional kibble which only adds 0.1% at the taming bar and you’ll need 1000 narcotics per hour for a level 1 and 250000 narcotics per hour for a lvl250 if you manage to do all steps said before congrats enjoy your dodo (fear the dodo)
Bruh worst dino to tame its so good in the wild it outruns everything and one shots everything plus it has infinite hp it can even hit flying creatures and cannot be picked up because it instantly kills the mount but when tamed it gets 1 hp and instead of dealing damage to enemys he heals them and it gets a roar when tamed that will spawn 25 gigas in your base
So I had some dodos named pinky bob and pongo and I had made a taming pin next to my base which was a really bad idea anyways I used my wyvern to put a raptor in the pin. As I was bringing the raptor in th pin it didn’t go in so it went after my dodo my dodos were trying to fight it but they didn’t win. And my wyvern didn’t try to kill it for some reason. Btw the raptor was a level 160. But bob was on the boat and so pongo and pinky died. Somehow bob survived then he passed out. Rip his wife and son.