Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-20T15:34:45+00:00

Beach bobs: My favorite dodo

1000 dodos: we belong to the beach bob

Raptor: 1000 dodos seam tasty

Beach bob: STAY AWAY FROM MY DODOS

1000 dodos: *attacks raptor

Raptor: Dies

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-20T01:42:07+00:00

The funny thing is my lvl 370 dodo killed a giga XD

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-06T12:55:16+00:00

Mine $h@t and died a few seconds after.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-28T15:01:03+00:00

Mom can we have terror bird

No we have terror bird at home

Terror bird at home :

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-28T00:32:32+00:00

taming these be like:

😁🤜🦤. 😁✋🫐🦤

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-22T06:20:25+00:00

A pegomastax was on my tribemate ass, a just tamed dodo followed and went 1 on 1 with the pego. Story short, dodo won XD

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-14T02:04:21+00:00

I got a dodo for the pursuit and just left it out in the wild not really wanting it, my dilo and dodo died so I requested the other dodo (now named Lazarus) forgetting it was out there and as soon as I got him back I got attacked by a sarco and sure enough this dodo I left at lvl 3 came back a lvl 45 and killed it I still have no idea how tbh

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2019-10-23T15:37:18+00:00

Dont hurt them or ther father will come

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2019-10-21T22:08:02+00:00

If you ever find it on the island run as far away as you can.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2019-10-21T11:49:59+00:00

When I started out on ark and I went to kill a dodo a flock came out of nowhere and killed me and my group of 5 raptors in less than 30 seconds. I never touched a dodo again. I still have nightmares about clucking and I now have a fear of chickens.

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2019-10-21T11:37:44+00:00

Honestly though my level 32 dodo killed a level 11 raptor. DONT MESS WITH DODOS

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-16T23:00:41+00:00

When u tame dodos then die

you: SAVE ME MY DODO ARMY!

Dodos: Master nooooo

Dodos and you: die from dilophisaurus attack

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2019-10-16T22:53:26+00:00

HOW TO TAME A DODO

1: Whack it

2: BERRIES

YA DUN GUYS

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-16T05:06:41+00:00

SUPER HARD TO TAME!

+ gigas are useless if u got this

Throw one into a innocent persons base and listen for the screams

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-10-10T15:45:10+00:00

Easy way to find a dodo its sexually attracted to fire

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-10-08T03:07:29+00:00

My tribe had tamed a titanosaur for raiding.

This dodo killed everything including the titanosaur, not even TEK bases are safe from this deadly beast

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-04T19:28:51+00:00

These guys are so powerful they one shot my giga.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-08-30T07:07:25+00:00

You see the dodo on the beach you think it’s nice and cute ha no NO this well kill you and you tames tame a giga or you can turn it into KFC sacrifice a tribe mate for the KFC

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2019-07-23T15:13:54+00:00

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score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-06-01T04:31:38+00:00

if you bring one do the boss battle the boss will die from laughing