Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Sung at the tone of Wreaking Ball) I JOINED THE SERVER LIKE A BOSS. I NEVER KNEW THEY KICKED ME OUT, ALL I WANTED WAS TO TAME DODOS, BUT ALL THEY EVER DID WAS, BA-A-A-A-N ME, YEAH THEY, THEY BAAANED ME. I never meant to start a war, I just wanted you to let me in, and instead of starting war, you just wanna tame spinos. I never meant to start this war, I just want you to un ban me, and instead if you starting a war, you just wanted to tame spinos. Dont you ever say, I just logged off anyway, I will one day find you. I JOINED THE SERVER LIKE A BOSS!!!!! I NEVER KNEW THEY KICKED ME OUT!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO TAME DODOS, ALL THEY EVER DID WAS, BAAAAN ME, YEAH THEY, THEY BAAAAANED ME....
I suggest being extremely careful when it comes to making contact with the dodo in any way. A Dodo is more than capable of killing your team in a single hit. This beast took out my whole pack of level 200 Raptors. It seems high explosives and rockets just bounce off this creature. If you find one of these in the wild it’s just best to delete the world. There isn’t any hope for you
Ark town road
Yeah im gonna take my dodo to the blue obelisk it's gonna follow till it can't no more, i got the dodos in the back raptor is attached, it's a level 1 it dosnt stand a chance, raptor dies to dodo, Rex dies to dodo.
Sing in tune to old Town Road
Make the arrow ➡ green so this song that i made gets to number one in the official UK top 40
Thx