Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Sung at the tone of Wreaking Ball) I JOINED THE SERVER LIKE A BOSS. I NEVER…

Sung at the tone of Wreaking Ball) I JOINED THE SERVER LIKE A BOSS. I NEVER KNEW THEY KICKED ME OUT, ALL I WANTED WAS TO TAME DODOS, BUT ALL THEY EVER DID WAS, BA-A-A-A-N ME, YEAH THEY, THEY BAAANED ME. I never meant to start a war, I just wanted you to let me in, and instead of starting war, you just wanna tame spinos. I never meant to start this war, I just want you to un ban me, and instead if you starting a war, you just wanted to tame spinos. Dont you ever say, I just logged off anyway, I will one day find you. I JOINED THE SERVER LIKE A BOSS!!!!! I NEVER KNEW THEY KICKED ME OUT!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO TAME DODOS, ALL THEY EVER DID WAS, BAAAAN ME, YEAH THEY, THEY BAAAAANED ME....
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...