Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Wild dodo: Fighting is never an option, we’ll die way too easily. If a fight happens it’s better to search for a safer location (i.e. fleeing). Hopefully if a predator attacks a human can kill it and spare our lives.
Tamed dodo: I will do anything for my master. The flock’s job is never to surrender. It is forever and always to heed the call. The reason so many dodo’s have fallen before me is simple: there is a calling, a need for a mega-flock, to ensure survival. Only then, will we become couraged enough to put up a fight. The reason we die one-by-one - day-by-day - night-by-night is because together we stand, yet divided we fall. We must all come together and rebel against these predators. Only herbivores must remain. Problem is, though, once that happens, we’ll need to find a way to divide the food evenly across all remaining species... So, that’s complicated.
Zomdodo: SQWAK, BRAINS. SQWAK, BRAINS. SQWAK, BRAAAAAINS!!
I got a new server and my friends logs on but he spawns next to one of these beasts… Let’s just say it did not go well. He punched it and it killed him and it went on to kill everything in the server and deleted it….. Never get within 100 feet of a dodo they will eat you immediately you can’t kill them….