Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Wild dodo: Fighting is never an option, we’ll die way too easily. If a fight happens it’s better to search for a safer location (i.e. fleeing). Hopefully if a predator attacks a human can kill it and spare our lives.
Tamed dodo: I will do anything for my master. The flock’s job is never to surrender. It is forever and always to heed the call. The reason so many dodo’s have fallen before me is simple: there is a calling, a need for a mega-flock, to ensure survival. Only then, will we become couraged enough to put up a fight. The reason we die one-by-one - day-by-day - night-by-night is because together we stand, yet divided we fall. We must all come together and rebel against these predators. Only herbivores must remain. Problem is, though, once that happens, we’ll need to find a way to divide the food evenly across all remaining species... So, that’s complicated.
Zomdodo: SQWAK, BRAINS. SQWAK, BRAINS. SQWAK, BRAAAAAINS!!
If u encounter this bloodthirsty monster in the wild make sure to close the game otherwise ur dead even with an army of max mutated gigas and 4 ice titans it still will be extremely difficult to defeat as it does more damage then a sauropod smarter than the king titan and faster than a high health reptile with a higher stat then a carcha it is extremely dangerous and lethal so beware
Ok to tame it you need a rocket launcher and some bear traps…these things have seriously high torpor and they deal one-shot damage…bring a few rexes for backup just in case the plan fails, once its down you have to feed it 2000 of all types of berrie and if you want to come outta this alive bring a few thousand narcotics. And that was how to tame a dodo!