Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I once spawned in west zone 3 and got mabye 2 or 3 dodos and then I moved to south zone 1wen I got lvl 9all movement speed, and stamina
Built my base I turn around and there’s just a sarco sitting there chilling the sarco walking away from me then a Capro pounces out of the water and grabs me and one of my dodos was level 60 all melee
And I die respawn and I go to grab my stuff And I realize that capro was level one with 300 health so once I get to high enough level, I take the implant out of the dodo from the capro and I boxed it in and resurrect it and tame it then I realize my dodo had disappeared. I had four dodos and now I have one my level 60 that I total you about whoever’s reading and the Capo got to level 200 and killed a Dinosucs
With one bite 1200 damage 700 health and extremely fast so that’s the story of how a dodo got me a capro. And this was by day 40 hopefully you enjoyed
Wild dodo: Fighting is never an option, we’ll die way too easily. If a fight happens it’s better to search for a safer location (i.e. fleeing). Hopefully if a predator attacks a human can kill it and spare our lives.
Tamed dodo: I will do anything for my master. The flock’s job is never to surrender. It is forever and always to heed the call. The reason so many dodo’s have fallen before me is simple: there is a calling, a need for a mega-flock, to ensure survival. Only then, will we become couraged enough to put up a fight. The reason we die one-by-one - day-by-day - night-by-night is because together we stand, yet divided we fall. We must all come together and rebel against these predators. Only herbivores must remain. Problem is, though, once that happens, we’ll need to find a way to divide the food evenly across all remaining species... So, that’s complicated.
Zomdodo: SQWAK, BRAINS. SQWAK, BRAINS. SQWAK, BRAAAAAINS!!