Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2018-07-23T00:51:51+00:00

Salut to the almighty dodo birb

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2018-07-12T21:08:56+00:00

The hero of ark it sacrifices itself for your survival whenever it may be required I salute you noble warrier

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2018-07-04T00:40:06+00:00

The first time I ever tamed one I accidentally knocked it out instead of killing it with my fists so I decided to tame it.

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2018-07-03T22:40:21+00:00

One of the most difficult tames in the game. Bring a lot of tranq darts and try to tranq it from on top of a flying Dino like quetzel or argentavis. Remember that it can one shot you with ease and has a lot of health and torpidity.

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2018-05-12T13:00:29+00:00

When you are seeing if your dodo can fly, you’re at the top of a cliff, you drop the dodo... “USE YOUR WINGS!”

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2018-05-06T06:40:44+00:00

You know it's a good game when dodos can be used in biological warfare.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-13T18:30:34+00:00

So people are like ThIs tHInG IS So StrONg it ONe tApd giga and I want all the beach bobs out there to know that ……………….. ……………………… ……………………… ……………………… THEY ARE ABSULUTELY FEROCIUS yes I spelled those wrong

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-19T17:43:21+00:00

1: tame 10, 2: attach c4, 3: bust into enemies base, 4: put on aggressive, 5: run

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2022-12-19T17:39:58+00:00

I go up on a high mountain and present as a sacrifice for the Gods

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2022-12-18T21:31:05+00:00

These creatures are so fascinating they even named one in this app!

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-12-11T04:08:34+00:00

To all the new players don’t go near these they will kill you in one shot trust me they killed my red

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-26T01:26:04+00:00

Why this bird is so heavy it can’t even be picked up by monkey man

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2021-10-31T19:27:07+00:00

Dodo:I’m 7 meters tall!! The tallest human ever: boi wtf I’m only 9ft tall

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2021-09-26T04:25:33+00:00

*GASP* ARK'S MASCOT IS NOT IN SCORCHED EARTH?!

This is a crisis

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-02T06:22:30+00:00

Once I was killing one for hide then a giga came out of no were

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-15T23:15:43+00:00

Best friend til the end. He will love you forever and always. Never get lonely with Him around. Best Baby

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-24T15:30:21+00:00

Tame a lot of them while your still a noob

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-18T13:12:48+00:00

I bred two of them and had a baby it wanted trike kibble like hell no I am gonna risk my life for a dodo!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-17T18:25:09+00:00

I got 5 dodos then I was said that 1 dodo did not have a friend so I got 6 then one had a baby so I felt bad that he did not have a friend so I breed the others and then the dodos dodo had a baby dodo so I felt bad and breed 4 dodos to get a dodo for my baby’s baby’s dodo and so on

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-12T22:00:26+00:00

What do you call demon slayer anime in ark?

DODO SLAYER