Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Thought I found a friend but I did not Thought I found my first tame but I…

Thought I found a friend but I did not
Thought I found my first tame but I was wrong
Though there literally everywhere Aldo there to powerfuuuuuuul
Oooooh wish someday they won’t
Eeeverr
Hit
Me
Back
Just gotta knock him out
But there so scary
Isn’t lovely
A dodo
Poooooooop very small
Beak so strong
Smaaaaack it unconscious
Then feed it
Oooohwoohohoh
Be my friend
Pls like I’m gonna write a song for every Dino possibly just go to newest to see them
More Dodo Funny Tips
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...