Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to beat bosses super breed dodos then breed your super dodos so you have super super dodos then breed your super super dodos then you have super super super dodos then breed your super super super dodos(I’m going to 30 or 20 I forgot the max mutation number) so you get super super super super dodos *later* then you get super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super
Ladies and Gentlemen, i have done the impossible. Something no survivor has ever done before. I have tamed the mightiest, most fearsome killer. In the Ark. The great beast known as… The Dodo! Yes yes, please, 1 autograph at a time. Really, it was nothing. Maybe some time in the future, i will tame a far more powerful creature… the compy!!!
Beware!! DO NOT attempt to fight this creature!! It can one-hit anything and once you get into it’s territory, it will hunt you down at the speed of an alpha raptor and chase you throughout the whole map!! If you want to Ko it you will need to hit it with at least 4 billion tranq darts from an ascendant longneck!!! BEWARE- once tamed, it will be entirely nerfed and gain the strength of a mere dilo. And if you want to try kill it, even with its pathetically small health, DONT try because it has 100% fortitude making it immune to all damage and negative effects!!
Beware of the dodo