Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
STATS
Attack 727255263727275472
Speed 7176277273837283838373883
Health 8283837296271838263883738292973738
Average level 9999999
. If u run into one in the wild the best thing to do is fly away if you have no flying Dino run or crouch behind a comby do not under estimate their power level
Dodo the beast,
You are its feast,
Dont try to tame,
You'll miss next game,
For you will be dead,
Lying in red,
If you succeed,
You've done a deed,
A companian for life,
He'll kill them with a knife,
Make sure nobody is around,
For they will make an awfull sound,
Bleeding to death,
Holding your meth,
Your dodo is now tame.
For war for pain.
You hold the feathers.
The beak, and the weather.
The weather is very bad.
As your dodo, the sad.
Dont come near Mr. Sad..
Or you will be ripped to shreds,
Unless you are the owner,
Then you are his meds.