Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dodo the beast,
You are its feast,
Dont try to tame,
You'll miss next game,
For you will be dead,
Lying in red,
If you succeed,
You've done a deed,
A companian for life,
He'll kill them with a knife,
Make sure nobody is around,
For they will make an awfull sound,
Bleeding to death,
Holding your meth,
Your dodo is now tame.
For war for pain.
You hold the feathers.
The beak, and the weather.
The weather is very bad.
As your dodo, the sad.
Dont come near Mr. Sad..
Or you will be ripped to shreds,
Unless you are the owner,
Then you are his meds.
The main ark idol is the most dangerous thing in the game with a physical attack of 500 and 50000 hp points if you see this creature never defeat it or else ur gonna get the most painful death in the entire game first they’re gonna eat ur skin and demolish your bones until they use them for fertilizer for there eggs even a giga won’t wanna mess with it if you see it lust run and don’t look back.