We have a dodo named after one of our buddies who refuses to get ARK. It is a ritual to punch him everyday on our way out of the base.

When you encounter a dodo, do not look into its eyes! Slowly back away, pray to the dodo gods, and hope it didn't put you on its list of things to murder today.

In soviet russia, dodo kill you!

Run.

If you're lucky you will survive.