Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 11 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-23T19:52:51+00:00

This is the most terrifying creatures ever it remember too bring a fully mutated lvl 250 giga and tek rifle

score 13 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-05T22:41:06+00:00

Players beware... The Dodo is unmistakably the most vicious, dangerous and aggressive in Ark. It will insta kill you and all your tames and can break even Tek. It moves super fast and can use its wings to fly. When flying, the dodo will pick you up and drop you from the Height limit. This thing ruined my entire base and killed my level 200 Rex. Don’t let it do the same to you.

Lol

score 20 · Answer 3 · 2018-07-03T05:02:12+00:00

You can’t tame a boss, silly....

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2023-05-14T02:58:16+00:00

I have taken a challenge that has never been done before and that challenge is to like every Dodo story in this app!!!!!!!

score 15 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-07T19:03:43+00:00

If you’ve played Jurassic World Evolution, you’ll get this reference. These are good for

Security:just get a 450

Entertainment:dodo fight club

Science:teaching what swamp fever does

Seriously, does anyone get that reference?

score 16 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-24T07:50:46+00:00

Strongest thing in the game. Gotta tame it

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2024-11-16T05:49:18+00:00

I’m why are these birds non on scorched earth?

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-11T03:34:09+00:00

Most deadly creature in game has over 2 million heath and can one shot a titanasaur do not engage repeat do not engage up so noobs can see

score 9 · Answer 9 · 2022-07-12T21:46:28+00:00

Audience: These are viscious animals we’re talking about.

Dino Expert: I agree. Dodos hunt in packs and destroy everything in their way. Which is why we keep them away from eachother.

Audience: Or we can just kill them.

Dino Expert: How?

score 13 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-22T19:22:37+00:00

Me: Kill the dodo!

Dodo: SUMMON THE DODO REX

score 14 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-30T22:53:30+00:00

You can not convince me that a dodo can’t take out a Giga max lvl

score 15 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-25T16:35:30+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This guy will kill u

It absolutely true

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-15T03:12:05+00:00

THE PIC💀💀💀 Whyyy, the old ladyyyyy yalll lmaooo

score 10 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-30T04:49:04+00:00

THIS MONSTER KILLED MY LVL 390 GIGA

Your Giga (Giga Lvl 390) was killed by dodo lvl 5

score 14 · Answer 15 · 2020-07-11T05:41:54+00:00

Easily the best Dino in the game

score 21 · Answer 16 · 2017-10-01T12:30:06+00:00

"Yay I tamed a dodo!" Then a guy comes and kills it lol

score 21 · Answer 17 · 2017-09-26T11:41:35+00:00

(Longer version)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

When I’m raiding with dodos

I know what to do

Strap a bomb to their beak

Throw it in a base watch them flee

Roses are red

Violets are blue

When I’m raiding with dodos

I know what to do

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2023-03-22T16:02:10+00:00

We need a super strong creature. We need the DODO

score 10 · Answer 19 · 2022-01-06T16:07:28+00:00

Omg omg omg I am a noob and I didn’t know what a dodo was so I picked up an egg and I died two seconds later be aware newbies like me highly dangerous about 2x more dangerous than a T. rex so I hear…

score 13 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-17T01:02:11+00:00

Once someone has a dodo then they have a dodo army