Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Your searching the bush’s
Your friend shushes.
But it’s to late, as it watches.
You hear a sound, a sound so loud,
And then you know, something’s around.
Your friend runs, trying to survive.
But then you see, he slowly dies.
You scream in horror, but you do it quietly.
But it hears you, creeping up silently.
The bushes start shaking,
And the ground starts quaking.
But then you see, something cute emerges.
And on your arm it perches.
But you feel a pain, and look at your arm.
Then you see, all the harm.
Then you realize, it killed your friend.
But it’s to late, it’s dragged you to its den.
These are rabid creatures. You will need 50 lvl 1000 gigas and 100 rexes. You need to use a tek rifle to knock it out, a minigun also, but for the best a railgun. Youll need also 5000 quetzal gunships. Go on one ship. Get some fighter jets u can shoot on. (I highly recommend griffins) Then go out with one and go shooting with one of those weapons with your 10000 tribemates. Then go quickly, shoot the dodo, and fly up fast. Then dive down for easier targeting. Repeat 100000000 times and then feed it element, element shards, or boss trophies. Then in 5000 days when youre dead, it will tame. Happy taming :)
I had just tamed one of deez and named him food critic he was going to test my recipes and I had made a narco cake.i was a Noob.so I didn't know what a narco berry even was.i fed food critic my cake he fell asleep...then I punched him to wake him up but I killed him...whoops.later that day me and my friend ate cooked meat for dinner...I never told him.
Once I hade on dodo.his name was dodo and once I died by a sarco and I was mad so I played some where far from that area and then I went back to that same place because I thought the sarco was gone and it was not gone and I got scared but then I realized that it was all covered in blood and the was my dodo and I was very proud of him and made him the dodo king (but not long after all that happened he died by a dilo lol🥺😭😂)