
Used admin commands and spawned a lvl 100,000,000 dodo, I named him Jeffy, and put him in an arena I built. I put all his stats into speed and damage. I then invited my friends onto the server, sent them into the arena, and told them they would fight five different opponents. First they fought a pack of four raptors, then three carnos, then two allos, then one rex. With only one fight left, they had obliterated the previous contenders. It was now time for JEFFY! The gates opened to reveal a little bitty dodo. I’ve never heard them laugh so hard . . . At least not until Jeffy had darted up to each of them, pecked each of them on the foot, and killed them instantly. To this day, my entire base, all of it, is guarded by one tame, and one tame only.
JEFFY
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...