Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -4 · Answer 1 · 2023-03-26T07:26:08+00:00

What do you call a weak bird ? A dodo

score -6 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-01T20:38:42+00:00

Who needs a dodo, they're weak and defenceless

score -5 · Answer 3 · 2022-05-03T18:28:17+00:00

I end Dodos in my free time for the fun (not a serial killer)

score -9 · Answer 4 · 2018-01-21T16:06:16+00:00

Knock one out and shove berries up it’s butt. Now u have something to throw at the predators.

score -6 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-17T15:45:04+00:00

Your brain is the size of a blood cell if you thinks they can break Metal and are the most dangerous Dino in ark history

score -7 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-04T20:39:48+00:00

Why did the dodo cross the road? Because it got eatin by a red

score -9 · Answer 7 · 2018-07-01T21:36:56+00:00

On a super high populated server, give a group of tamed dodos swamp fever and leave them by each of the artifact locations. Anyone looking forward to going to the boss arena is gonna have a hard time. Great way to fuck with alphas :)

score -5 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-31T10:16:08+00:00

This thing is weak. Why do people think this is godly?. This is NOT Sarcasm.

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2023-10-14T22:50:35+00:00

Wap wap knowone here is funny.

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2023-11-12T17:25:05+00:00

Once I was getting attacked by a dilo and my dodo ran to kill the dilo and the dilo was runing for his life

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2025-08-15T22:25:56+00:00

Easy Dodo trap: Craft 1 stone foundation, (because dodos can break thatch and wood) Craft 4 stone walls, place 3 of them as windows around the foundation in a square, don't place the last wall. Put the 4th/last wall in your hot-bar, lead the Dodo in and QUICKLY run out of the trap, quickly place the last wall. It will take about 10 Tranquilizer arrows using a crossbow. After it is knocked out feed it superior kibble. And boom! Now go tame a dodo!

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2024-12-14T22:58:39+00:00

Anyone else disappointed that wild card just made a reboot of ark instead of releasing the sequel so all the kids (or maybe just the people who dont have time to buy it or dont want to buy a whole new game) cant find anything of the og game anymore? Cuz i got the og ark like a month before ascended released, made enough progress to not want to restart and now everyone gives tips on dododex about ase. IM ANGY PEOPLE

score -9 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-26T20:36:42+00:00

UESLESS dont tame you will never need one

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2024-12-18T13:24:12+00:00

Fun fact: I actually never cared when my Dodo died, I have a raptor now and she's better than this chicken. Plus, my Dodo wasn't the rideable size.

score -9 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-19T03:44:51+00:00

Let’s get this the most disliked tip on Dododex

score -6 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-24T19:12:28+00:00

Dodos don’t even care about their eggs so I eat the eggs and the dodos.

10/10 would do it again

score -8 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-01T18:34:09+00:00

IT’S FALSE THAT DODOS ARE SUPER STRONG

I CAN KNOCK ONE OUT AND TAME ONE

score -5 · Answer 18 · 2023-12-24T13:18:25+00:00

Never kill these things they are precious!! :)

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2025-06-26T21:17:40+00:00

C4 C4 C4 C4 C4 C4 C4 C4 C4 C4 C4!!!

score -6 · Answer 20 · 2024-04-26T04:04:00+00:00

Honestly why play ark when you can play BRAWL STAR