Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -4 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-21T22:34:19+00:00

I sacrifice dodos usually ...

Is this a bad thing

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-18T19:13:46+00:00

Apparently, there’s a 13% chance that dodos lay eggs instead of taking a crap

It basically means that dodos crap their eggs

OH CRAP

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2024-12-27T06:39:01+00:00

The long dead birb of legends old has risen!!!

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-30T20:41:37+00:00

I actually have 100 level 100 dodos

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2022-03-23T06:41:53+00:00

Link to Ark Mobil Download:

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ark-survival-evolved/id1280480538

score -5 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-13T21:49:34+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It’s a dodo hide now or it will kill you and all your tames (all noobs I’m jk the dodo is useless)

score -5 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-07T06:31:00+00:00

I AM FREAKN TRIGGERED BECAUSE PEOPLE SAY THIS IS AN END GAME CRETURE!!! U am saying this is a beginner tame only lvl 90 or higher ones attack. They are only strong when u breed them,imprint them,use pheromones on them, and when u lvl em up.I FREAKN LOST 1 SHOKN DART IN A LVL 300 AND IT DIED!!! So don't east ur time u can mount them wen u breed them so they get bigger.

My name is Ashham hop this helped!(I put this on humour because then u can see this at were I am angry at)

THANK U

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2023-10-10T03:53:20+00:00

I had a lvl 40 dodo and it beated the crap out of a lvl 10 raptor like it was nothing

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2022-05-29T23:13:30+00:00

Dodos are the moats fearsome thing in ark 1 like = I level 5. 1 dislike = 1 level 1000

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-22T05:48:10+00:00

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score -7 · Answer 11 · 2018-02-24T17:52:25+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-14T10:25:01+00:00

LITTLE DODOS ARE USELESS NO I SAID THEY CAN ONE SHOT A ICE TITAN!

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2022-08-02T20:22:00+00:00

Having sex with it gives you prime meat

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-22T22:30:16+00:00

Bob

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score -4 · Answer 15 · 2022-07-16T03:04:14+00:00

Oroditidkdopeoeofj

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score -4 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-08T06:09:54+00:00

I tamed a dodo and it killed a lvl 139 kapro and a lvl 78 giga and suprisingly at he was a lvl 1 dodo and took out 3 titansours around lvl 200-180 then he die to dilo.

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-27T15:54:55+00:00

Imagine getting killed by a dodo😤😤😤😭😭

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2025-03-21T12:03:11+00:00

He drank red bull, but little did he know, it was off-brand, so it gave him tiny wings instead

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2025-04-06T02:01:55+00:00

This is a stoopid birdd (also very goofy)

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2023-03-26T07:26:08+00:00

What do you call a weak bird ? A dodo