Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -4 · Answer 1 · 2020-02-29T02:57:11+00:00

Hey Helana?what is that thing outside twerking whatever it is it looks pretty retarded.

score -5 · Answer 2 · 2018-03-02T21:44:03+00:00

Friends on last server tame about 100 dodos

Join new server: guys we need to tame some dodos and make some kibble

Friends: dodos are too hard to tame *all go on fornite

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2020-10-08T17:20:01+00:00

Dodo is not endgame, y peeps so dum uproot to agree

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-15T02:06:07+00:00

If u want chicken nuggets in ark get a dodo tear off it’s feat and put it on the oven u get Dodo nuggets

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-15T23:42:05+00:00

Why are they in extinction. The WEAKEST Dino, in the FINAL MAP!

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-08T02:34:13+00:00

These guys are so rare, I’ve found very few

score -5 · Answer 7 · 2018-09-23T14:04:22+00:00

A muslims best friend when raiding :)

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2024-07-31T03:55:42+00:00

Tbh the most powerful and OP dino in ARK history

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-10T21:05:05+00:00

Dodo *breathes* me* dinner!!! Lol

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-29T13:09:20+00:00

Dodo=god killer feed it berries

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-20T13:56:03+00:00

I drop them off my quetzal and carpet bomb dinos with c4 strapped dodos

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-19T10:47:20+00:00

So I tamed to dodos and I name one Alex and the another one I forgot actually Made them Fight a giant turtle And they both died So I had to Finish it off without caring about them I want with them instead of Leaving the body ‘s’ There I harvest Body of them

score -6 · Answer 13 · 2017-12-29T17:59:28+00:00

I have a Ahole friend and i named a dodo and i put a C4 every time i see it and when he comes over i detonate it and use the hide to get me a titan saddle

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-08T19:09:17+00:00

I fart on this. It squawk. Den I pick it up and shove it’s head near my butt hole and poop.😂

score -5 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-15T18:10:04+00:00

Uh this is completely random...but...does anyone here like Dantdm? If you do...plz like this comment if you dont...then dislike...also if you don't like dantdm that's ok but Imma be sad now...

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-25T15:33:24+00:00

Someone get yo grandma she wildin💀

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-24T21:45:09+00:00

what the crap is this grandma photo!

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-10T04:53:58+00:00

So I have a Dodo name Don, i tame him on almost all my ARK worlds.

And he is almost always my first tame! So on one of my ARK worlds

Don was on my raft and a Ichthyornis was flying by, and swooped down

AND GRABBED DON WITH HIS BIRD FEET! And pecked him to DEATH… R.I.P Don the Dodo. 2021-2021. Rest well Friend. Rest well.

100% True

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2021-10-27T22:31:12+00:00

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score -5 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-05T12:36:47+00:00

SAY THAT THEY’RE DEADLY ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL FIND AND NUKE YOUR BASE IN MULTIPLAYER!