Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -3 · Answer 1 · 2017-11-06T01:53:54+00:00

I MAXED OUT MY DODO AND IT CAN ONE SHOT A PERSON IN TEK ARMOUR USE HIM FOR RAIDS XD

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2017-09-27T04:47:50+00:00

If Your getting chased by a raptor or any meat eater simply throw your dodo at the carnivore and your free to run 😉

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-18T22:29:25+00:00

My friend sucks

He chose 10 dodo instead of the only female raptor I found

BRUH

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-14T14:57:02+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-10-21T20:28:19+00:00

How to kill

1.Breed a Giga army

2.tame all 3 titans(Ice,Forest,Desert)

3.Tame a Lvl 69 Cnidaria(You can’t)

4.Breed a Shadow mane army

5.Tame a Yutyrannus and a few bacon

6.all that hard work for nothing

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-13T02:54:35+00:00

Mara my have all must die and may and cat

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-10-04T07:54:54+00:00

I wish they can actually move

Dum thing

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-10-01T22:08:37+00:00

I made a minigame involving wild dodos with their speed set to something ridiculous (setstatontarget speed 9001 or something similar), an ocean platform, painted tek walls and metal spike walls within the tek walls. Whichever wall the dodo dies on, that team gets a point.

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-09-24T00:44:05+00:00

These guys are brainless idiots. The Only use is bait😆.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-08-02T21:44:31+00:00

Me:finally a dodo!it’s a girl, I’m gonna get eggs!

My brain:what should I name her, my sister likes miraculous,

I’ll just name her duusuu

Me:I’ll name you duusuu!

My brain:Duusuu, spread my feathers!

Me:stop brain

My brain:Never!

-Eighthop

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-14T10:43:30+00:00

Had to kill 250 of these…. It was so traumatizing 😳

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-29T16:35:32+00:00

Dead dead dead dead and died so I kill

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-20T04:43:26+00:00

Can we all agree dodo birds are the ultimate meme of Ark

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2018-07-23T00:53:36+00:00

Unless you have a level 1,000,000 Giga never encounter this demon.your soul will be ripped apart if you even look into its eyes😈

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-26T00:49:51+00:00

In America: we kill gigas with dodo

In Ohio: we die no matter what

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-25T21:15:36+00:00

If you see a high lvl 🦤 tame it if your flying pick it up because if your in a bad situation you can drop it and the foe will leave you to get the dodo and I recommend making a farm out of these

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2023-01-09T13:00:55+00:00

Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo Dodo

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2023-01-08T06:09:49+00:00

:Me: Look on YouTube because I really don’t care to tell you right now

:Me: Whatever go away now

:you: okay or NO YOU IDIOT

:my mom: you are to lazy

:Me: no one cares mom

:pets: (silence)

:pets: (crickets in the background)

:you: fine I’ll go look on YouTube or NO NOW TELL ME NOW OR ELSE!

:Me: OMG STOP or Ty now go away already your being so ANNOYING

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2023-01-01T00:29:04+00:00

It’s almost as slow as my great great great great grandfather

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-28T18:24:00+00:00

How to tame a dodo: bring all your lvl 150+ tames (especially giga, wyvern, Griffins, all the strong and hard to get creatures), bring 7 tribes, all above lvl 300, bring your rarest and hard to get artifacts. Line them all up, they will act as offerings. Shot the dodo with tranqs and feed artifacts.