A trike killed my baby Dodo so I took the trikes life he got 1000 bullets in his body

I'm getting a full army of fully imprinted dodos cuz remember the war is approaching and my dodos will be strong I give them mejos

HELP THERE IS A PACK OF 5 DODOS CHASING ME AND ALL OF THEM ARE AROUND LVL 100 HELP I HAVE NO PROTECTION

Giga:stupid dodo

Dodo:squawk

Giga:stomps it

Dodo:the world is still rotten

Giga:?

Dodo:my time has come

Giga:bro what?

Dodo:godmoooode

Giga:gets obliterated as he got stomped burned eaten alive and drowned

This is why we don't mess with dodos

Do not try to tame.

They are not lame.

Dodos can come in packs of 2 or more,

But that's enough to chase you across the moor.

If you somehow succeed in the task,

You'll have to wear a suit and mask,

They emit a deadly toxin,

And claw you until you're boxin'.

Strap a c4 to their beaks,

Throw them over all the peaks,

They'll survive,

Though you won't be alive.

Earning the trust,

Impossible and I must.

Sometimes you can find them roaming the islands and trees,

They'll topple you in the slightest breeze.

Beak is the hardest material,

Pecks you 'till your gone.

Feathers are sharp like a thorn,

But more poisonous than a snake's fangs,

Destroy your crops and corn,

Just to eat the horn of a unicorn to tame.

Beware of the deadly creature

Because you'll be it's next torture feature.

They might have a smol brane but they are not to be left unattended

These a scary creatures the strongest and can one shot anything super strong and all over the beach stay away

A dodo killed my Giga lv. 225!

Originally one of the bosses was going to be a massive bronto sized dodo, I wonder why it changed to a prickly green spider queen?

PLEASE HELP ME THERE IS A DODO OUTSIDE MY BASE IT KILLED ALL MY RAPTORS WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO