HELLSPAWN DODO!!!!

Once I was on the beach and this little dodo comes up to me hes no more than lvl 70 but guess what he does, he bites me! I slashed at him with my sickle! But he still goes on fighting! So I bring out my gun and shoot him! So he go flying! To the Herbivore Island! How did he... one up is another confused mind

Do not try to tame.

They are not lame.

Dodos can come in packs of 2 or more,

But that's enough to chase you across the moor.

If you somehow succeed in the task,

You'll have to wear a suit and mask,

They emit a deadly toxin,

And claw you until you're boxin'.

Strap a c4 to their beaks,

Throw them over all the peaks,

They'll survive,

Though you won't be alive.

Earning the trust,

Impossible and I must.

Sometimes you can find them roaming the islands and trees,

They'll topple you in the slightest breeze.

Beak is the hardest material,

Pecks you 'till your gone.

Feathers are sharp like a thorn,

But more poisonous than a snake's fangs,

Destroy your crops and corn,

Just to eat the horn of a unicorn to tame.

Beware of the deadly creature

Because you'll be it's next torture feature.

I'm getting a full army of fully imprinted dodos cuz remember the war is approaching and my dodos will be strong I give them mejos

HELP THERE IS A PACK OF 5 DODOS CHASING ME AND ALL OF THEM ARE AROUND LVL 100 HELP I HAVE NO PROTECTION

These a scary creatures the strongest and can one shot anything super strong and all over the beach stay away

I’m not kidding, I got killed by three over lvl 100 dodos in my beach bob days. It was embarrassing.

I was a part of this server once and one of our allies had this MASSIVE dodo. It was like, as big as two dire bears, and it had so much health. It was also so fast😭

Super duper mutated, I’m guessing?

(No, it wasn’t a dodorex or anything.)

Giga:stupid dodo

Dodo:squawk

Giga:stomps it

Dodo:the world is still rotten

Giga:?

Dodo:my time has come

Giga:bro what?

Dodo:godmoooode

Giga:gets obliterated as he got stomped burned eaten alive and drowned

This is why we don't mess with dodos

Did anybody else find a red and green dodo on Christmas 2024?….I don’t have mods so no winter wonderland…..it just happened. Now I wonder if on valentines some pink dodo is gonna come at me with a bow and arrow.

PLEASE HELP ME THERE IS A DODO OUTSIDE MY BASE IT KILLED ALL MY RAPTORS WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO