HELLSPAWN DODO!!!!

Once I was on the beach and this little dodo comes up to me hes no more than lvl 70 but guess what he does, he bites me! I slashed at him with my sickle! But he still goes on fighting! So I bring out my gun and shoot him! So he go flying! To the Herbivore Island! How did he... one up is another confused mind

Did anybody else find a red and green dodo on Christmas 2024?….I don’t have mods so no winter wonderland…..it just happened. Now I wonder if on valentines some pink dodo is gonna come at me with a bow and arrow.

I'm getting a full army of fully imprinted dodos cuz remember the war is approaching and my dodos will be strong I give them mejos

HELP THERE IS A PACK OF 5 DODOS CHASING ME AND ALL OF THEM ARE AROUND LVL 100 HELP I HAVE NO PROTECTION

Do not try to tame.

They are not lame.

Dodos can come in packs of 2 or more,

But that's enough to chase you across the moor.

If you somehow succeed in the task,

You'll have to wear a suit and mask,

They emit a deadly toxin,

And claw you until you're boxin'.

Strap a c4 to their beaks,

Throw them over all the peaks,

They'll survive,

Though you won't be alive.

Earning the trust,

Impossible and I must.

Sometimes you can find them roaming the islands and trees,

They'll topple you in the slightest breeze.

Beak is the hardest material,

Pecks you 'till your gone.

Feathers are sharp like a thorn,

But more poisonous than a snake's fangs,

Destroy your crops and corn,

Just to eat the horn of a unicorn to tame.

Beware of the deadly creature

Because you'll be it's next torture feature.

Giga:stupid dodo

Dodo:squawk

Giga:stomps it

Dodo:the world is still rotten

Giga:?

Dodo:my time has come

Giga:bro what?

Dodo:godmoooode

Giga:gets obliterated as he got stomped burned eaten alive and drowned

This is why we don't mess with dodos

These a scary creatures the strongest and can one shot anything super strong and all over the beach stay away

Originally one of the bosses was going to be a massive bronto sized dodo, I wonder why it changed to a prickly green spider queen?

PLEASE HELP ME THERE IS A DODO OUTSIDE MY BASE IT KILLED ALL MY RAPTORS WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO

They might have a smol brane but they are not to be left unattended