This one time when I was a noob I was just running around when I found a diplo and it was passive tame and the tiem when I was a noob I knew about passive tame so I tamed it and it took a long time and I named him dave then after a little bit me and himself died by a pack of raptors it’s just the fact it was 2 years ago and I still know it

NEVER TRUST A DIPLO NOT TO RUIN YOUR DAY.

I had the perfect shot lined up. Tames were sat at neutral on the side, far enough that they won't be caught in the crosshairs, close enough to keep an eye on. Found the perfect rock to perch and ko the perfect theri at the perfect distance.

Two shots in, everything's going perfect.

Diplo knocks me off my rock.

I'm being attacked now, but i try to salvage it. Three, four shots in.

I back up into my lvl 70 tavis

rip nono dodo's gf

Today sadly my Diplodocus Littlefoot died. (Seriously his name was Littlefoot) I had him always beside my house as a gaurd. Sadly, he died to a couple of raptors. I killed the two raptors with Storm, My own raptor.

I was filled with sadness and rage and proceeded to get onto Storm and kill everything (Except my pets, the trikes, and those therizinos at the canyon near my house)

One of the days I came to tame a diplodocus but I see a dilo attacking him and the diplodocus only do knockback so I get my secret weapon is the raptor and killed them all and showed them who is the king at fighting

I tamed one and it's not doing any damage at all is this normal? Also I am on mobile

My server has one named Mama Moss because she has this rock coloured body and a nice mossy green on top she’s the mother of all the other Dinos even the untamed ones she has 2 girlfriends and a Boyfriend with 5 children and 2 grandchildren she’s best momma

I love it my server is so wholesome ✨

Why did you push me, Vermin?

Why r these being killed by almost every carnivore like WHY these things r just playful and the sounds they make when they take damage

Btw the sound:(we wo)

Like guys pls stop attacking these they r poor creatures they cant give damage

When i first started ark (easy mode) i had tamed diplo called daisy, she was a smart girl, if me and my tames get attacked by a dilo, she would push them in water and let them drown, but sadly that save glitched and i can no longer get it back, now im playing on hard mode and im trying to get a diplo that looks like her.

Sooooooooooooo when i was taming my second diplo it nudged me to cnidaria filled waters. I escaped unharmed while the diplo was still nudging me like nothing happened. The naiveness of these guys! The ark gamepedia wiki even said its temperment was naive, exclusive to diplos.

Was going on a note run, abd one of these pricks yeeted me off a mountain.🙃

My Sword is My Life

Chapter 1(Prologue is in red dye, I recommend reading it)

By: DoomPhoenix

Zaknar was walking through the forest when he came upon a small, decaying wood cabin, black mold covering most of the rotting oaken building. He stepped through the broken door and into the cabin, his black boots stirring up a cloud of dust, his brown eyes scanned the small thing, dim light, filtered through the curtains, illuminated broken furniture, blood, three fly-covered half- decayed bodies and a rbrokem chest, Zaknar almost choked on the smell.

"This poor family," he said as he moved into the other room where there was a mold-covered bed, another wrecked dresser, and stairs leading to a basement. He was walking towards the stairs when suddenly a breeze blew up the stairs, rustling his black hair and black denim jacket. He narrowed his in suspicion. As he was walking down the stairs they collapsed suddenly, he landed on his back, knocking the wind out of him. Zaknar lay there for a minute, recovering his breath, he groaned and looked into the rest of what looked like a wine cellar, two glowing eyes staring at him. He quickly got up and drew the sword at his hip.

"Don't worry, I'm not here to hurt you." It said.

"Did you kill the family up there?" Zak asked.

"No, it was a bear," it sighed, "poor family."

"What are you?" Zak asked.

"I'm a fairy, my name is Sindan," Sindan said, "what's yours?'

"I'm Zaknar. What's a fairy doing in this decayed cabin?"

"I'm resting, we fairies are being prosecuted by the monarch, I've had to fly far."

"Well, I'm out to kill the monarch, end his tyrannical reign. Would you like to help?." Zak asked.

Zaknar walked around the cabin inspecting and found a tunnel out.

I had a diplodocus. I still have him. He was a race car before he got stuck in the obelisk of retirement lol

Man, these things save me from raptors and carnos. Saved me from a rex once too, but it couldn’t save my mount.

Me in creative”oh what is it doing “ me in servival “get flung across the world AAAAAAAAA”

One time, I was in the early game of ark. I was riding my level 32 raptor around harvesting hide, when I found a diplodocus. I then ran under and around the diplodocus as it tried to yeet me. I dodged every attack until I ran out of stamina. Then it finally yeeted me, causing me to hit a rock.

Me and my lil brother we’re playing ark and him and I were fighting raptors he accidentally hit a diplo and it slapped my lil brother off a cliff and I tamed em after we killed the raptors

IMAGINE THIS WAS RELEASED ON APRIL FOOLS

Well I was walking to explore stuff, then I saw the diplo near the cliff. I found it cute and went near to check this dino on dododex. Sadly it happily yeeted me out of the world.

*oof*

Kids, be careful near diplos, especially when you are near the cliff. They are kids-friendly dangerous. Just. Yeet.

fight them near a cliff for soothing balms