The Diplodocus is a dinosaur that most call “annoying” these curious animals have the intellect of a child and look for a playmate, unfortunately for some of these “Diplos” they try to make friends with dangerous carnivores like the Tyrannosaurus Rex, yet when attacked, these naive animals think that whatever is trying to kill them, is playing with them. Some have tamed these animals to use as a “bus of sorts” why? I have no idea.

Human: *touches diplo*

Diplo:SIANARA BOIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

I punched this guy and I dont remember applying for skydiving lessons

I hate seeing these poor things helpless fighting raptors and other carnivores.

Sorry, were you looking for the brontosaurus page?

Wild diplo: I’m free!

Tamed diplo with saddle: Why is my back so heavy?

The 11 players on the diplo: 😐

Wen you fall of a cliff because of them. Long live the KING!! Haaaaaaaaa

Diplo:see’s me

Me:oh no oh no oh no we can play lat-

Diplo:YEETUS DELETUS

Me:spawns on a cliff next to another

New diplo:YEETUS DELETUS

Me:*DIES*

Me:spawns and says why

In real life it has a tail, that could move with a sound speed and kill predators for the one punch.

In ARK...

What i see : A Giant gallimimus for metal runs

What my carno see : prime meat

Get one, paint it yellow, slap a saddle on it and call it the Magic School Bus.

I HAD A LVL 80 GIGA AND A SINGLE DIPLO THREW IT OFF A CLIFF MY GIGA FELL TO MY BASE GOT ENRAGED DUE TO FALL DAMAGE THEN KILLED ALL MY 50 TAMES!!

(The Diplo defined the gods)

My Diplo: Do you know how I got my name"YEETosaurus Rex"?

The T-Rex right beside cliff: Shut your mouth, LUNCH!

my Diplo: Its more of a demonstration actually.

Diplo:comes and pushes my Dino’s around

Me:Oh if I feed it it will stop right? *feeds diplo*

Now I’m stuck with a diplo pushing my Dino’s around

Male Diplo: takes 5 seconds per feed and is tamed <15 mins

Female Diplo: *gets fed once* aight wait for me till I'm hungry okay? *casually waits 1000 cycles* alright I'm hungry again

Me:tames this dude

Me:tries to make him attack

Him:PUSH PUSH PUSH

Me:👁👄👁 why you no atacc?

💧

Diplos do damage actually. They throw you off cliffs and laugh at you

This thing can literally die from a dodo

Lady’s and gentleman I present to you the YEETasaur 3000! tests everything that touches it ( really though )

How to git gud at level 32:

Step 1: get some berries

Step 2: find and tame a diplo

Step 3: acquire saddle

Step 4:BLAST