Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Короче он мне попался на начале (29 уровне) я ночью по приколу с огромного расстояния стреляю в теринозавра с арбалета и я попал/: он как погнался за мной хорошо что рядом была моя база а там динозавры с ним и мои динозавры зарубают теринозавра но через секунду виду что мне написано что я в опасной зоне а мои динозавры куда то бегут а там ещё один теринозавр и они и его забивают. А ГЛАВНОЕ что эти теринозавры убили моего карделиус и самого главного динозавра ЛИСТОЗАВРА! А я его любил потому что его можно было ласкать и при улучшении его характеристик он делал сальтуху.
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When I met him for the first time, I was afraid to get under his feet. After a while, I met him again, and he ran at me, seeing all his teeth, I started running away from him as fast as I could, I got into a dead end in the canyon (where the very first cave is located), and when he came up, he threw me up without hitting me, and under his name was It says that you can feed him, I shouldn't have started doing it then... Then I stood for about an hour, then I brought him to my house and left him there as a defense, but then it dawned on me that if he didn't hurt me, what would he do to others?... I set him on a Dodo running past and he sent her to look at the depths of the ocean (in short, he pushed her hard towards the ocean). Since then, he's... oh... she stands next to my house, laying eggs and pushing away enemies (well, she keeps a large volume of different berries (she can still lift 1,500 kg))When I met him for the first time, I was afraid to get under his feet. After a while, I met him again, and he ran at me, seeing all his teeth, I started running away from him as fast as I could, I got into a dead end in the canyon (where the very first cave is located), and when he came up, he threw me up without hitting me, and under his name was It says that you can feed him, I shouldn't have started doing it then... Then I stood for about an hour, then I brought him to my house and left him there as a defense, but then it dawned on me that if he didn't hurt me, what would he do to others?... I set him on a Dodo running past and he sent her to look at the depths of the ocean (in short, he pushed her hard towards the ocean). Since then, he's... oh... she stands next to my house, laying eggs and pushing away enemies (well, she keeps a large volume of different berries (she can still lift 1,500 kg)).