Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Dino dentist
Dentist: Ok diplodocus, bend down your neck so I can check your teeth!
Diplodocus: Here.
Dentist:*face of shock*
Diplodocus:Is something wrong?
Dentist:Why do these teeth look like a carnivore’s teeth?
Diplodocus:*carno, raptor and 6 dills jump out of diplodocus suit*So you have chosen death!🦖
Dentist:HHHAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Carnivores:MWAUGHAHAHAHAHAHAUGH!!!!!!
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This annoying Diplo is the reason I lost my Otter & Castoroide. I went to get metal and when I came back I see the Diplo pushing both of them off the cliff. I ran as fast as I could but before I got there he pushed them off and they died to two rock elementals in the water. Diplos are my enemies in this game.