Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Diplo: Awww man I'm not as strong as my brother Bronto and I'm not as big as my brother titano. I can't even hit anyone. I'm completely passive just like the stupidest guys at my school, Dodo and Mochops.
Human: *See a bronto* ('-')
*See a titano* wow it's massive
*See diplo* HOLY SMOKES RUUUUUN
Diplo:🥲
When I first started ark I saw one of these here diplo and me and my friend look at it and thought fresh meet so with no items we started punching the poor creature to death but soon discovered this mechanic where you take damage if you use your fist to punch something so I technically died to a diplo These things have killed me more than rexs officaly
I am A diplo diplo diplo
And I’m dippy dippy dippy
And I’m creepy creepy creepy
cause my teethy teethy teethy
Otherwisey wisey wisey
I’d look so nicey nicey nicey
But I’m not pricey pricey pricey
Cause I’m useless useless useless…
That’s all I’ve got lol this was called “Diplo Dorkas”