Has anyone realized how derpy the picture is on here

He can do something you don’t: smile all day no matter the circumstances

When I was trying to tame a diplocaulus (MY POV)me;OH NO ITS A SARCO fallen tree;dude it’s lvl 1 dummy me;THANK YOU FALLEN TREE I LOVE YOU FALLEN TREE. Fallen tree;I hate you too

Objectively the best creature

They were super rare for me to find. I looked to see spawn points, and they weren’t that rare. I suddenly realized that they just kept getting killed.

It’s the most adorable thing in the game

This what Drago pulled actually looks like when it's not a ghost

Diplocaulus: spawns in.

Sarco wife: honey go get your chomping teeth.

Husband sarco: hey sons let’s go huntin’!

Kapro kids: sure!

Diplocaulus: faints in fear.

Sarco family: licks chops.

Player: ark has many things but it’s missing something… romance

Diplo: * in sexy tone* hey there

So…when I was taming one,I saw a snake come in and attacked it I was soooooooooooooooooooo MAD! =/ but….hahahahaa

Don’t get it mixed up with a Diplodocus.

Fun fact these are still alive.

Me; (sees this thing) the hell is that-

Diplo; your dying a bloody hell 👹👹

First it was Dimetrodon and Dimorphodon Now!!*Drumroll*🥁🥁Diplocaulis and Diplodocus!

Explain to me exactly how it gives you oxygen-jeff

Is it just me or does anyone else not see holes where you’re supposed to suck

Where is that fresh air coming out of buddy

~Diplo: CROCK, SNAKE, WEIRD FROG, A HUMAN, EVERYTHING WANTS ME DEAD 3: Me: CMERE I JUST WANNA TAKE U HOME

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Diplo hey you stole my name! Diplo no it isn’t diplo well this is just weird diplo yeah I know

It looks like a dodo in a bubble bath