Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplocaulus? Funny diplocaulus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 28 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-02T20:05:18+00:00

It is the most peacful swamp creature but it is also the most bullied. I saw about 2 sarcos and a bary chasing this thing in the water across the whole damn swamp.

score 36 · Answer 2 · 2018-07-03T18:13:21+00:00

What a lovely boomerang. The Procoptodons would love this little oxygen bag.

score 23 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-12T19:35:28+00:00

this is a modified rocket fish that farts oxygen

score 21 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-15T19:22:49+00:00

They are cute as flip and anyone who disagrees must die

score 19 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-10T03:24:43+00:00

IS HE THE AVATAR?!? WE WILL NEVER KNOW FOR HE HAS TRIANGLE/ ARROW HED AND HE CAN SWIMMMM

score 16 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-01T00:24:12+00:00

When I tame one it's job to sit around and look dopey and cute

score 19 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-13T16:01:48+00:00

I found one bein eaten. I grabbed it, I looked for my house, of corse my lv 480 argie that picked it up killed it... I WAS GONNA NAME IT DORITO HEAD! 😑😑😑😑😑

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2025-08-04T05:45:22+00:00

Every swamp creature is chill with each other,except this guy.question-what did he do to get this hate???is he an villain???

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2025-11-11T01:50:02+00:00

For every up v.o.t.e I get, I will send an aggressive Diplocaulus into the wild. (Random Banana)

score 13 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-27T18:10:53+00:00

Me: hi

Diplo: reeeeeeee!!!

Me:bruh

score 25 · Answer 11 · 2019-02-05T02:43:13+00:00

people keep calling this guy a lizard, but it's clearly a SALAMANDER from the dovian period. Even if you didn't know it was an amphibian, the f$&king ark wiki says it's an amphibian. Being a gamer and a herpatologist can pain full sometimes. A herpatologist is a person who studies reptiles and amphibians.

score 13 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-09T16:17:30+00:00

Is this the ark Version of an axolotl?!

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-06T04:22:43+00:00

Just wait for the rhynio to appear. You are doomed If you look for this.

score 13 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-02T02:04:30+00:00

Anyone else think the grey ones with a purple stripe and red eyes look evil

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2024-04-17T13:37:50+00:00

How does this guy even get meat?

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2023-12-16T02:43:41+00:00

Is it just me or does it kinda look like the my appolicheese rat

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2023-11-26T17:15:45+00:00

I finally found one in 2 and got one back to base tame it on the 3rd try and now I feel like a gigachad

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2022-10-18T15:34:43+00:00

I Accidentally Killed One Of This🥲, It's Too Late When I Found Out That This Folks Are Rare To Find

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2025-09-05T14:40:18+00:00

Why baby diplocaulus have to explode if they get out of water?! Are you telling me that they explode if they touch a piece of ground with no water why?! I they the real fireworks hmm why is this keep happening so this is why I keep breeding them for just a land baby fireworks?!

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2024-07-16T00:07:54+00:00

Imagine you can make kibble using aquatic eggs💀💀💀