What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplocaulus? Funny diplocaulus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Give it the guud succ underwater and it gives you the good oxiclean
1. Give this Dino a big smooch underwater.
2. Leave no gaps in between lips.
3. Suck in.
And that is how it gives you oxygen.
My little sister was wandering around in the swamp with her newly force tamed swamp group and saw one"Look,a frog lizard" she is a little girl.I told her to walk up to it and kiss it
Diplocaulus: exists
Literally every marsh creature: ima bout' to end this man's whole career
Ok let me just SUCK oxygen out of you little buddy.😐👌
There should be a pick axe skin and it’s just this bois head on a stick
Alright so, you go into the water and see some sort of frog lizard thing. You then kiss it and become an infinite oxygen human being. Great job Ark.
Me: Tames 550 of these bois
Also me: Has them all kill there enemies in the swamp
Them: Kills everything in sight even alphas
Me: I may have gone overboard just a bit...
Woah it flies. Now I really want one. Thanks Dodex.
It gives u the good S U C C
He looks like he ate a boomerang and said Welp this is my life now.
Me: mom can we get a manta
Mom: no we have manta at home
Manta at home
ah yes burp air into my lungs 😃👍
CROISSANT HEAD. HIS HEAD IS A CROISSANT
If u ask it to it’ll give u 50% more in car insurance for just 15 minutes
Shovel head......with hair.........that's a lizard.
My friend called it a "Hammerhead Newt" and that's just what they are now.
Why do these things get killed so much? Let’s face it.
THEY’RE IN SHREK’S SWAMP!!!!
Me: where’s all the diplos?
All the sarcos and kapros in the swamp: GONE. REDUCED TO ATOMS
Tame a bunch of these with tribe mates and act like a navy seal team on PvP.